Lyrics

Sun and Moon way up there in the sky
Sun and Moon way up there in the sky
Sun said "I have day. Moon, take the night"
Sun said "I have day. Moon, take the night"

Seemed to work out fine for many years
But one day Moon said "I got new ideas"
"I'm moving in and blocking out the Sun"
"From now on, just night for everyone"

Folks were scared saying "What we gonna do?"
Babies, women, grown men crying too
"How can people stop the Moon from blocking out the Sun?"
"We'll be living in the dark, all daylight gone"

"We'll have no more sunlight shining bright"
"The world is doomed to live in endless night"
"What can we do? This is Moon versus man"
Dram Fools said "We may just have a plan"

Folks laughed, said "You drink whisky, play and sing"
"What kind of help can you Dram Fools bring?"
Dram Fools said "We might have a way to make things right"
"Our battle with the Moon will be tonight!"

Dram Fools chose their whisky carefully
Lowland, Highland, Speyside, Islay. Liquid alchemy
Whisky can make magic for those blind enough to see
Add music and the power is set free

Night fell, Dram Fools felt the power rise
Started playing and singing, filling up the skies
Whisky-powered music matched the madness in their eyes
Whisky, music, magic energized!

Dram Fools were wailing, howling at the Moon
Dram Fools were howling, wailing at the Moon
Moon got scared and had to flee from their Dram Foolery
The world returned to how it's meant to be

Day came and the people saw the light
Dram Fools had fought the Moon away and set the world right
People felt relief and joy, Dram Fools had won the fight
From that morning 'til way deep into the night

All the people cheered "Dram Fools! Dram Fools! Dram Fools!"
All the people cheered "Dram Fools! Dram Fools! Dram Fools!"

Myth and legend give us truth, here's truth for you to use
Don't ever underestimate Dram Fools
Myth and legend give us truth, here's truth for you to use
Don't ever underestimate Dram Fools
Don't ever underestimate Dram Fools